Creflo Dollar Said What?

November 15, 2011

“Now, you know, we’re under the Blood of Jesus – so we can’t shoot and stone people like we used to. All we have to do is repent and God will forgive us and take us where we need to be. But I tell you man, if it wasn’t for the blood, there’d be a whole lotta us being stoned and being in Hell right now over the tithe. But for the Blood of Jesus, we’d be doomed.

I mean, I thought about when we first built The Dome, I wanted to put some of those little moving bars and give everybody a little card. They’d stick it in a little computer slot. If they were tithing, beautiful music would go off – and, you know: [Creflo sings] “Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to the World Dome!”

But- if they were non-tithers, the bar would lock up, the red and blue lights would start going, the siren would go off, and a voice would go out throughout the entire dome, “Crook, crook, crook, crook!”

Security would go and apprehend them, and once we got them all together, we’d line them up in the front and pass out Uzis by the ushers and point our Uzis right at all those non-tithing members ’cause we want God to come to church. And at the count of three ‘Jesus’-es we’d shoot them all dead. And then we’d take them out the side door there, have a big hole, bury them, and then go ahead and have church and have the anointing.

Aren’t you glad we’re under the Blood of Jesus? Because if we were not under the Blood of Jesus, I would certainly try it.

Folks, this is a serious thing.” – Creflo Dollar, http://youtu.be/JM3BWAmlXis, Uploaded on 12/01/2010. (Accessed 16/11/2011)

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