Archive for January, 2012


Gary Lamb Said What?

January 5, 2012

“You know what my biggest regret in that church is? Is how I left that church. If I had it to do over again today this is how’d I’d a done it. I wish I’d have walked up into that church with a baseball bat, clocked that woman in her noggin, punched her husband in the face, took a baseball bat to those pews, burnt the organ up, set the piano on fire.” – Gary Lamb, Exponential Conference, 20/04/2009.


“To the people who stole our trailer:

First let me say, God loves you. Second let me say we forgive you. We really don’t want to forgive you, but God says we should so we do. Third of all I want you to know that I think you are scum bags. I think you are lowlife degenerates who need a good butt kicking. Matter of fact I feel so strongly about the fact that you need a good butt kicking that I am volunteering to do it. I hope you believe in God because you should get on your knees and cry out to Him like never before because if we find you, I can promise we will kick the crap out of you. It won’t be pretty, it won’t be over quickly, and it will be very painful. I know that doesn’t sound very nice but I feel pretty strongly that is what you need.” – Gary Lamb, Trailer Stolen,, 03/07/2008.


“Taught on an issue I am very passionate about which is the subject of forgiveness. I know from my own life that unforgiveness will eat away at you in ways you can never imagine. At the end of the service, the altar was full of people literally crying out to God. Powerful moment.” – Gary Lamb, Sunday Night Mind Dump…,, 18/12/2011.


Benny Hinn Said What?

January 4, 2012

“Ladies and gentleman, Jesus is shaking the world! Now something else is happening that is to me awesome! Absolutely awesome! The Lord is physically appearing in the Muslim world. I’m telling you! Paul [Crouch], I am hearing it now more and more and more. Since we preachers cannot go there, Jesus is, just going there Himself. Since we preachers are not permitted to go in, He is just showing up, Himself.

You know the Scriptures say clearly that the Lord did appear–did He not? Uh, for forty days–isn’t that right? And the, and the, and the Scriptures says He, He, He even, He even appeared to Paul. Now we are always thinking, well Jesus can’t really preach, preach the Gospel. Who told you that? He was the first one to preach the Gospel. In fact He is the one who came to Paul and said, ‘Paul, I am Jesus.’ He, He didn’t send no angel to do that job. He did it Himself. If Jesus revealed Himself to Paul, why not reveal Himself to a lot more than just Paul? And He’s doing it! The reason the Lord had to appear to Paul is because He knew Paul wouldn’t listen to nobody else. Now in the case of Cornelius, the angel said, ‘Send for Peter,’ ’cause, because Cornelius was, was ready, his heart was right, he’d been in prayer. But here’s Paul killing everybody–causing them to blaspheme. Jesus said this man won’t even listen to an angel, so I’ll go do the job Myself. So He went and knocked him right off his horse and preached the Gospel to him. He’s doing the same thing today in the Muslim world. He’s appearing.

Hear this! He is appearing to Muslims, saying ‘I am Jesus of Nazareth!’ And they’re coming to know the Lord! Why are those things happening? It’s the last days! Saints, this is why we need to give to the gospel now more than ever. You now naively say, ‘Well I gave last year.’ Forget it! Last year it’s gone! That cycle is over with! Seed time-harvest of last year is gone. Every season is a fresh season. We are in a fresh season…” – Benny Hinn, TBN’s Spring Praise-A-Thon, 02/04/2000.